Not only pigeons. I also have grouse, blue jays and the occasional woodpecker.

I love boxes. Especially ones with lids!

When we can't find the fly swatter, I guess.

I should get points for effort, not?

I am in extreme denial!

Tips from my own experiences. Take note.

Two of my biggest fears.

Cats are their own kind of passive aggressive.

Why do I always put off folding the stuff? By the time I'm done one batch, another one shows up.

You need both to communicate, otherwise it's like talking to teenagers.

I want to like them, but they just crumble in my mouth....like straw.

Being put on hold was truly invented by someone who is evil.